Friday, March 6, 2009

Better at Running from the Law than from a Linebacker


Once again Lynch avoided jail time for a yet another blunder on his unremarkable career as a Bills running back. Lynch has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor gun charge in LA and received 80 hours of communty service and a 3 year probation.

This is exactly what gives communty service a bad name, thugs like Lynch get "sentenced" to do community service. Other people participate in community service projects because they want to give back to the community and share the skills they have with others. "Superstars" like Lynch do community service because they continue a string of stupid behavior and get their hand caught in the cookie jar....or in this case, the weed bag.

Lynch went on to release a statement:

“Today I pled guilty to a misdemeanor violation of having a firearm in a vehicle. I am embarrassed by my recent arrest and conviction. I deeply regret that I placed myself in this situation. I have made mistakes in the past. Although I have learned many lessons over recent years, I obviously have not learned enough. I apologize to my family, the Buffalo Bills organization, my teammates, the Buffalo community and Commissioner Goodell. I have already learned from this recent mistake and am sincerely committed to being a more responsible citizen and better representative of the NFL.”
Can anyone seriously imagine Marshawn actually uttering anything that comes close to these words?

Now we have to wait and see what the NFL and Commissioner Goodell will have to say. Maybe Lynch will be th enext Adam Jones, a pick wasted, a talent gone down the tubes and an overall waste of millions of dollars.....time will tell.

2 comments:

Rastamick61 said...

Gangsta thug. Get rid of him fast.

Beauregard K. Shurwood said...

I need a "grill" like that. Maybe it would get me some street cred.